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Tottli paid $618h agoTottli crossed a tier and got re-roasted18h agoFlagPole slipped to #218h agoTimeline of Rome slipped to #318h agoLangsplain slipped to #418h agoFlagPole received a $5 launch credit19h agoTimeline of Rome received a $5 launch credit19h agoLangsplain received a $5 launch credit19h ago
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The board

4 roasts · hottest first

  1. 1
    $6
    paid in
    Tottli promises baby tracking, but landing on your page feels like speedrunning red flags instead of sleep routines. That niche deserves a better pitch.
    SPICYConsumer4 clicks
    Open the share card
  2. 2
    $5
    launch credit
    An app for people who think “text me when you get there” needs a command center. The flag data is precise; the landing page still salutes every feature before explaining why you need one.
    SPICYConsumer1 click
  3. 3

    Timeline of Rome

    timelineofrome.com
    $5
    launch credit
    A gorgeous sprint through 1,229 years of Roman history, because apparently the fall of an empire needed infinite scroll. Rome was not built in a day, but this page expects you to finish it over lunch.
    SPICYConsumer1 click
  4. 4

    Langsplain

    langsplain.com
    $5
    launch credit
    Transformer concepts become toys anyone can poke, generous for a field that hides three buzzwords behind a diagram. It explains attention so clearly the homepage may make LinkedIn dangerous.
    SPICYAI1 click